La La

Alright, now I'm not one to dwell on the evil things of the world but Ashlee Simpson is pissing me off right now. First of all, here are the lyrics to her song "LaLa":

You can dress me up diamonds
You can dress me up in dirt
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts

Oh, I have waited here for you
I have waited

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You can meet me on an airplane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boom-a-rang
I'll come back and beat you up

Oh, I have waited here for you
Dont, keep me waiting

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

I feel safe with you
I can be myself tonight
It's alright, with you
Cuz you hold, my secrets tight
You do, You do
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La la? Please. And! She's a minor. What the frick.

Second, in her "thanks" on the album back she thanks all the guys the songs are about ("you know who you are"). There are twelve songs on the cd. All about love, lost love, or being in love. And she's a minor! How many times as she been in love? 12? One of every year of her life? What the frick.

Third, what about Simon? Does she not love him anymore? I hate it when people think they're too cool for 7th Heaven.

I'm glad I got that off my chest.