Women of Wal-Mart
News of the Day:
Did you know that there is a porn mag called Women of Wal-Mart featuring, obviously, ACTUAL female Wal-Mart employees? Oh, it's true. So, i'm not up on the whole porn scene, but i'm pretty sure that i have never in my 20 years seen a Wal-Mart employee that would look halfway decent naked. Come to think of it, there aren't many that look halfway decent with clothes on.
But i bet this magazine will have a huge fan base in Redding (my hometown, for those who don't know...in terms of white trash, think Norwalk times 10) anyway, at any given time, but especially on the 1st and the 15th when welfare checks arrive, half the town of Redding is packed into our tiny Wal-Mart, and most of them are in the drug aisle buying herpes treatment and abusing their abundant children. Pretty much the only aisle that's empty is the one that sells shampoo and deodorant.
But anyway, i'm not sure if i feel good about the porn industry creating a fanbase especially for these people, because A) they probably can't afford to buy it, and it will end up sitting on the shelves in gas stations where I will have to look at it every time i fill up, and B) Most white trash men are already married to their own Woman of Wal-Mart, and don't need to buy a porn mag to see naked nastiness. I'm just waiting for Big Bertha who works the gun counter to decide she wants equal rights and lobby for Men of Wal-Mart. And if that happens, I'm leaving the country.
Did you know that there is a porn mag called Women of Wal-Mart featuring, obviously, ACTUAL female Wal-Mart employees? Oh, it's true. So, i'm not up on the whole porn scene, but i'm pretty sure that i have never in my 20 years seen a Wal-Mart employee that would look halfway decent naked. Come to think of it, there aren't many that look halfway decent with clothes on.
But i bet this magazine will have a huge fan base in Redding (my hometown, for those who don't know...in terms of white trash, think Norwalk times 10) anyway, at any given time, but especially on the 1st and the 15th when welfare checks arrive, half the town of Redding is packed into our tiny Wal-Mart, and most of them are in the drug aisle buying herpes treatment and abusing their abundant children. Pretty much the only aisle that's empty is the one that sells shampoo and deodorant.
But anyway, i'm not sure if i feel good about the porn industry creating a fanbase especially for these people, because A) they probably can't afford to buy it, and it will end up sitting on the shelves in gas stations where I will have to look at it every time i fill up, and B) Most white trash men are already married to their own Woman of Wal-Mart, and don't need to buy a porn mag to see naked nastiness. I'm just waiting for Big Bertha who works the gun counter to decide she wants equal rights and lobby for Men of Wal-Mart. And if that happens, I'm leaving the country.
posted by heather at 5:14 PM
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