You crazy fan

August 1, 2005 marks the return of the notorious, sweaty, speedboarding Russian Rapper Extraordinaire ILL Mitch to the rap industry.

This album, creatively titled "Still Mitch" is promised by Mitch to be " 2 time as long as first album.It should not be too many more months as long as I dont get arrested again."

Beeeoooooouuuuup beeeeooouup (<-- Smarm Alarm).
Apparently Mitch is as shocked as we are that he has stayed out of prison, because he has provided a list on his web site (www.illmitch.com) of things that he has accomplished since getting out of the slammer. Prepare to be impressed:


- All beat for new record done

- 20 new picture for website done

- Lyric for some song done

- Got movie clip done

- Need to finish more movie clip

- Need to finish more lyric

- And got more thing done that are secret

Call me crazy, but I generally don't count still needing to do things as accomplishments. But frankly, it's an accomplishment this guy ever survived in prison. If I were a convict, I would fully beat up people who use phrases like "call me Lord Master" and "take a seat on my anger sword." On the other hand, this "one more thing that are secret" business has me intrigued. Maybe he learned English. But, judging from this "News" exerpt from his web site, probably not:

"To person who throw me a fruit to my helmet on street. I know color year and styles of saturn car you drive and I tell my probations officer what you look. If I catch you on the drive by my front I do you a serious danger and I can tell you "one thing" you don't drive thats "for sure". You crazy fan."

Well, his blue unbuttoned feather vest is doing the ladies a serious danger, that's "for sure."